Chapter 1517: Chapter 1521: Gu Junzhu, help!
Ye Xingbei: "..."
Lingyue is already eight years old now!
Even if she can get pregnant right now, it might still be too late!
Three years per age gap.
Eight years old is almost three age gaps.
Oh.
No.
Lingyue is eight years old now.
Even if she gets pregnant immediately, her daughter can only be born next year.
Lingyue will be nine years old by then.
Three years per age gap.
Nine years old is exactly three age gaps.
By the time her daughter grows into a little girl, Lingyue will already be a charming uncle.
Of course, this thought can only be secretly entertained in her mind; she can’t argue about it with her own son.
She patted her son’s little head and said perfunctorily, "Kids shouldn’t be talking about having wives or not, you guys are too young."
"Why?" Xiao Shumiao tilted his little head at her: "Today one of my classmates told me that when I grow up, she wants to be my wife."
Ye Xingbei’s mouth twitched: "Seriously?"
Xiao Shumiao is just five years old, but his classmates are already over ten.
A girl over ten years old wants to be her son’s wife?
"Yes!" Xiao Shumiao nodded his little head vigorously: "She said she doesn’t mind me being young and that she can wait for me to grow up."
Ye Xingbei’s mouth twitched again, "And how did you respond to your classmate?"
The little guy puffed up his chest with a serious face: "I told her, it’s wrong to fall in love early, we can’t have early romances!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
Gu Junzhu, help!
Gu Junzhu laughed so hard his shoulders shook.
He patted Xiao Shumiao’s little head, "Good son, well done, you are right, early romance is wrong!"
"Right?" The little guy beamed at the praise, "Brother Xiaoyue is awesome! Lots of female classmates give him love letters, and Brother Xiaoyue just stares at them quietly, then they run away crying!"
The little guy adopted a stern face, mimicking Lingyue’s style, looking coldly at Ye Xingbei with sharp eyes.
Ye Xingbei was just about to say that her son with a serious face looked quite convincing, but then after three seconds, he broke character, turning back into a cute little dumpling, "Mom, did I do it right?"
Ye Xingbei nodded with a complicated expression, "Yes, absolutely like!"
Xiao Shumiao looked at Lingyue with admiration: "Brother Xiaoyue rejected so many female classmates, Brother Xiaoyue is amazing!"
Ye Xingbei: "..."
So you’re a die-hard fan of your Brother Xiaoyue?
What did your Brother Xiaoyue do exactly that’s amazing?
Ye Xingbei rubbed her forehead, feeling a headache, and tilted her head to look at Gu Junzhu: "Why are kids so mature these days? During our time, even early romances would only happen in middle school, right?"
"What kind of early romance is this?" Gu Junzhu said: "Just kids playing house."
Ye Xingbei thought about it and nodded, "Okay, that’s true."
Gu Junzhu lifted her chin, his mouth curling slightly, "Student Ye Xiaobei, may I ask if you had early romances when you were studying?"
"No," Ye Xingbei shook her head: "I had endless chores every day, where would I find time for early romance?"
Gu Junzhu originally teased her on purpose, but then thinking about her unhappy childhood, his heart ached evilly, and he rubbed the back of her head: "Sweetie, I’ll love you forever."
"Go away!" Ye Xingbei glanced at the two children, her cheeks slightly flushed, pushed him away, "Be serious, the kids are here!"
She paused, squinted her eyes at Gu Junzhu, "Then may I ask Fifth Lord of Gu, did you have early romances when you were studying?"
"I served the country when I was sixteen," Gu Junzhu said: "Even the mosquitoes around me were mostly male, do you think I’d have time to fall in love?"