Chapter 1518: Chapter 1522: Are you truly aiming for the heavens?!
Ye Xingbei burst into laughter, “Alright, that’s pretty good… but serving the country at sixteen, isn’t that a bit early?”
“Yes,” Gu Junzhu said, “I’m exceptional, accepted specially.”
“Go away, go away!” Ye Xingbei laughed as she pushed him, “What’s with this ‘I’m exceptional’?”
“Dad is awesome!” Xiao Shumiao said, “So cool and manly! Daddy is the best and most amazing!”
Ye Xingbei: “…”
So, you’re not only a brainless fan of Brother Xiaoyue, but also a brainless fan of your dad!
I knew it all along!
“Mom, have some of this, it’s delicious!” The little foodie said, his chopsticks never resting, eating with great enjoyment.
“Good boy!” Ye Xingbei’s slightly sour heart was comforted.
Her son still had her in his heart!
Xiao Shumiao left the farmstay with a full belly, satisfied, together with Gu Junzhu and Ye Xingbei.
In the car, he hugged Gu Junzhu’s neck and acted spoiled, “Daddy, let’s have lunch with Xiao Shu and Brother Xiaoyue again next time.”
Ye Xingbei pinched his little paw playfully angry: “Why discuss it with Dad and not Mom?”
“Yes,” Gu Junzhu chimed in, “In our family, Mom calls the shots, you should talk to your mom.”
“Really?” Xiao Shumiao looked at Ye Xingbei, then at Gu Junzhu, somewhat confused: “But why do I feel that in our family, Dad calls the shots?”
Ye Xingbei: “…”
Son, what gave you this illusion!
Gu Junzhu suppressed a laugh, “No, in our family, Mom calls the shots. Ladies first, we have to respect women.”
The little guy looked conflicted, counting on his little fingers: “But I still feel that Dad makes all the decisions, and Mom listens to Dad!”
Ye Xingbei gave Gu Junzhu a sharp look.
So, in her son’s eyes, she was this miserable!
Hmph!
Gu Junzhu looked at her all innocent: “Our son said it, not me.”
Ye Xingbei turned to look out the window, ignoring him.
Gu Junzhu: “…”
This is taking the bullet lying down!
He coughed, “Sweetheart, you definitely misunderstood, Daddy listens to Mommy, Daddy’s ‘coward’. ”
“…” Ye Xingbei’s face turned red, “Don’t say nonsense!”
Xiao Shu wondered, “Dad, what does ‘coward’ mean?”
“‘Coward’ means doughy ears.” Ye Xingbei shamelessly lied to the child.
Xiao Shumiao was even more puzzled: “Then why are Dad’s ears doughy?”
“Dad was just joking,” Ye Xingbei said, “It doesn’t mean anything.”
“Really?” Xiao Shumiao felt his mom was lying and looked to Lingyue for help.
Lingyue pursed his lips, looked away from Ye Xingbei’s glare, and softly said, “‘Coward’ means being afraid of your wife.”
“…” Ye Xingbei was disheartened.
Ling Xiao Yue, as an eight-year-old kid, you know quite a lot!
You even understand dialect?
Are you trying to go up against the heavens!
“Mom’s lying!” Xiao Shumiao ruthlessly exposed: “Mom is afraid of Dad, there’s no way Dad is afraid of Mom!”
Ye Xingbei: “…”
Where did this come from?
Gu Junzhu was also wronged: “Son, don’t talk nonsense, or Daddy will sleep on the sofa tonight.”
Ye Xingbei pinched him, “You’re the one talking nonsense!”
Gu Junzhu acted as if in pain: “Son, see, your mom hits Dad, and I’m too scared to fight back. Clearly, Mom is the fiercest in our family, right?”
“No,” the little one shook his head firmly, “When Dad wasn’t home, Mom always got bullied, but after Dad came home, Dad protected Mom and Xiao Shu, and Mom and Xiao Shu never got bullied again, Dad is the best and most amazing!”