Chapter 1291: Chapter 724: Travel Guide (Part 2)
This so-called Asura Field is nothing more than the restlessness of adolescence, nothing worth mentioning.
However…..
“Senior Fanny, can you stop playing with my hair and touching my earlobes secretly?”
She looked speechlessly at her hat on top of her head and then reached up to flick away a thin tentacle by her ear.
“I’m simply enjoying the superiority of a victor, okay? Look, these two are almost starting a fight, yet they don’t even know that you, whom they’re fighting over, have long been my plaything. I can do this, that, and then this…..”
“Hehehe, playing with you right in front of them feels incredible!”
At this moment, Senior Merry Maker’s voice was filled with delight, sounding downright creepy, like some sort of maniac.
Well, this person is a maniac, so it’s all right.
“You’re truly a pervert, also, is this all you can manage in terms of playing?”
The Homebody Witch rolled her eyes disdainfully. Such timid behavior from Hat Senior Sister, just playing with hair and touching ear lobes, is simply embarrassing for a Tentacle Monster. How can a Tentacle Monster be so innocent?
“You…..”
The Future Fourth King felt that her dignity as a king was being challenged. She trembled with anger, the Eyes of the Stars on the hat brim glared furiously, but after a while, nothing else happened.
Meanwhile, Dorothy directly used her authority as the Master, manipulating a few hanging tentacles from the hat brim to roll the sunny-side-up eggs on the table to her mouth, leisurely eating breakfast with her arms crossed, watching the youthful drama unfold on the other side.
The eggs were finished within a few bites, just as expected from her culinary skills, delicious enough to make one lick their fingers.
Oh, I didn’t use my hands to eat, so it’s all right; licking tentacles isn’t beyond me.
I lick…..
prprpr….
“Ah, Dorothy, you’re a pervert! The ends of my tentacles are very sensitive!”
Miss Senior, who had just been in a proud Minotaur victory mode, emitted a cute squeal when caught off guard by the sudden attack, recoiling her tentacle as if electrocuted, with steam already spewing out from the top of her hat.
“It’s alright, my tongue is the Tongue of the Gods, even more sensitive.”
Dorothy blinked her eyes and said this.
“You….”
Miss Hat, embarrassed, recalled the soft touch that nearly melted her Soul earlier, wanting to refute, but had to admit that Dorothy really was quite supple.
Darn it…..
Flirting yet getting teased back.
Miss Witch Hat directly turned into Miss Steam Hat.
“So, how long are you two going to keep staring at each other? If you’re not going to eat the breakfast I worked hard to make, then you can skip it next time.”
She reached out and grabbed the Dragon Milk on the table, gulping it down and saying this.
Compared to the Asura Field, she was more concerned with the fact that her culinary skills were being ignored; this is the utmost offense to a chef.
Upon hearing her words, the two in the staring contest immediately stopped, and Audrey swiftly used an instantaneous move, directly sitting down obediently opposite the Homebody Witch, beginning her meal.
Senior Mia and Ruthfiel sat left and right, facing each other, also starting to eat.
First, eat; only after filling up do you have the strength to tear up some little bitches.
Moreover, if one can never taste Little Fairy’s (Lady’s) cooking again, that’s an unacceptable loss, greatly diminishing life’s pleasures.
Seeing the whole family finally starting to eat peacefully together, the Homebody Witch nodded in satisfaction.
See, this is what the dignity of head of a family looks like; what Student Council President, what Golden Princess, one word from me stops them in their tracks.
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She didn’t bother with Ruthfiel and Senior Mia, who were already starting to test who could eat Lady’s “heartfelt meal” faster, directly turning her gaze to the little junior opposite.
“Audrey, when can we set off? It’s my first time to Venus City, is there anything I need to prepare? Are there any particular customs to be aware of there? I’ve heard families and gangs run rampant over there, I don’t want to unwittingly upset someone.”
Dorothy asked this.
Yes, last time in Japan, I went without any preparation, resulting in a bunch of troubles.
A lesson learned; the same mistake cannot be made twice.
Though she felt lately she might have a clueless Physique, things might not go smoothly, but regardless, preparing travel strategies is sound; even if trouble arises, she’s equipped to handle it.
In fact, she truly is a little country bumpkin witch from an obscure small city; Witch Academy was the largest city she visited before this, but despite Witch Academy also being a major city, its nature is somewhat special, emphasizing education over entertainment. Such a large place has full of various learning facilities; the most decent entertainment venue was just the bar nightclub previously run by Ruthfiel.
Venus City, however, is quite different, one of the renowned ultra-major cities of the Witch World, and a super major metropolis maximized for its entertainment attributes. Thinking of this, Dorothy felt a mix of excitement and indeterminate anxiety like a provincial yokel about to enter a major city for the first time.
So, how should I act to pretend it’s not my first time here?
How should I enter the city? What clothes should I wear? How should I get there?
Should I take the Teleportation Circle directly? Ride my broom? Or just take my White Dragon Warship?
I’ve heard major cities have terrible traffic, maybe I should take the bus?
But the bus interchange is huge, with tons of junctions, what if I get lost?
In any case, the Homebody Witch’s heart harbored more unease than anticipation.
Luckily, this time she wasn’t alone; Audrey, the local, would be her guide.
Yet…
“Uh, Senior, we can go anytime, nothing to prepare, my home is pretty big, has everything, you can just stay.”
“As for families and gangs, not really; I haven’t heard of any rules they have.”
“Uh, sorry, Senior, there might actually be, wait a moment, I’ll ask my sister.”
Audrey was stumped by her senior’s onslaught of questions, instinctively shaking her tail, wanting to boast her hometown was super awesome, where city folks are friendly and harmonious, everyone is good.
But…..
She quickly recalled those dirty desires that once frightened her into cloistering herself, would residents of a purportedly “good” city really possess such strong and dirty desires?
Although everyone has desires, where there’s temptation and all, it seemed Venus City’s folks experienced unusually strong desires.
Moreover, after playing Tamamo-no-Mae in Japan and adopting the mindset of her mothers, the Little Fox already realized her home far from met its immaculate appearance.
Despite it being her birthplace, where she grew from childhood to adulthood, she seemed never to have truly understood the city.
Most of her past time was reclusive, protected by her mothers.
Thus saying, while her thoughts wandered, the Little Fox’s spirits sank, ears drooping, tail ceasing to wag, as she took out her Spellbook starting to consult her own sister.
Dorothy: “….”
Oh well, it seems the little junior isn’t a reliable guide.
Sigh, I’m so foolish, truly, thinking someone practically housebound with social anxiety could be a good guide?
The Homebody Witch reflected in exasperation over her major oversight.
She then silently extended a hand to touch her Judgment Order.
[Clown: Paladin, you there?]
She initiated a private chat with Succubus Witch Madeline.
[Paladin: Yes, at your door already, open the gate.]
The other side replied instantly.
Dorothy: “…”
Oh, this…..
…..Homebody Witch opening gate…..