Chapter 292: Revised: Chapter 292 Third Update
"What are they doing?" Bi Xiaoyuan quietly crouched at the door crack, looking at the two people on the bench. His eyes were fixed on Qin Zhan as he asked Xu Renfei, who was peeking with him and lying on top of him.
Xu Renfei was originally watching with great interest. Hearing Bi Xiaoyuan’s question, he couldn’t help but pause, then lightly coughed, covering Bi Xiaoyuan’s eyes with his big hand, silently thinking, not suitable for children, not suitable for children...
Thinking that, he lifted Bi Xiaoyuan onto the sofa, looking at Bi Xiaoyuan’s bright eyes staring at him. Xu Renfei suddenly felt a sense of mission. His older brother was already bent, his younger brother couldn’t be bent too!
So Xu Renfei said to Bi Xiaoyuan very seriously, "Your brother and Brother Zhan are discussing something. You know there are many bad people. Now Brother Zhan is helping your brother watch those bad people to prevent them from coming out and causing trouble."
Bi Xiaoyuan looked at Xu Renfei in confusion, "Why does Brother Zhan have to watch those people? Shouldn’t it be given to the police uncle?"
Xu Renfei: ...How to refute such a logical point...
Xu Renfei smiled kindly, "Little Bun, you are so smart. Who told you that?"
Bi Xiaoyuan grinned, "It was my brother. My brother said if there are bad guys, we should call the police uncle. The number is 110."
"And..." Bi Xiaoyuan said, slightly disdainful as he looked at Xu Renfei, "You call 110 for emergencies, 120 if you’re sick, 119 for fires. I knew all this when I was in kindergarten."
Xu Renfei: ...Once again, how to refute such a logical point...
Seeing Bi Xiaoyuan’s little face, it was just like a shrunken version of Bi Xia’s disdainful expression. Xu Renfei raised an eyebrow, pinching Bi Xiaoyuan’s cheek. Geez, not only did he have to be bullied by his brother, but also by a mini version of his brother. Where is the justice!
But... thinking about the two times Bi Xiaoyuan called Qin Zhan just now, Xu Renfei couldn’t help but laugh and ask, "Little Bun, let me ask you, why did you call Brother Zhan sister-in-law?"
Bi Xiaoyuan tilted his head, looking at Xu Renfei in confusion, "What else should I call him? I can’t call him brother-in-law, my brother is still a brother, not a sister. I will call him brother-in-law when my brother becomes a sister, won’t I?"
All of a sudden, Xu Renfei’s mind was tied in knots by Bi Xiaoyuan’s words that sounded like a tongue twister. He only felt his eyes turning into mosquito coils. What now a brother, not a sister, what wait for the brother to become a sister, how could a brother become a sister!
Xu Renfei shook his head, throwing one question after another aside, and asked another crucial question, "But what I am most curious about is, why do you call Brother Zhan that but not me?"
"Chocolate."
Looking at Bi Xiaoyuan’s matter-of-fact response, Xu Renfei was puzzled. Chocolate? What the heck?
Bi Xiaoyuan shook his head helplessly, "Brother Feifei, you are so dumb! No wonder my brother always looks down on you!"
Xu Renfei: ...
"In our class, when someone likes someone, they give them chocolate. Like every year on Children’s Day, I get a lot of chocolate, and those girls would tell me they like me in the little chocolate bags."
Saying that, Bi Xiaoyuan had a look of ’I know I’m very handsome and charming, blame me’ helpless expression, making Xu Renfei not know whether to be angry or to laugh.
Bi Xiaoyuan raised his index finger to Xu Renfei and whispered, "Brother Feifei, don’t tell my brother and mom, they don’t know. I always secretly sell the chocolate and put the money in my little piggy bank."
Xu Renfei: ...
Bi Xia, come and manage your brother. At such a young age, he already has such understanding and business acumen, he’s going to be a star!
Bi Xiaoyuan sighed lightly, "I know all of my brother’s chocolates are bought by Brother Zhan. Doesn’t that mean Brother Zhan likes my brother?"
"Uh..." Xu Renfei found himself unable to say a single rebuttal!
A light chuckle suddenly sounded, and Xu Renfei stared blankly at Xia Shi, who had woken up unknowingly. His eyes were smiling as he looked at the two of them, not knowing how long he had been listening to their conversation.
At this moment, a light cough also sounded. Turning his gaze towards the door, he saw Bi Xia and Qin Zhan standing at the door looking at both of them, their two pairs of piercing eyes half-squinted.
Xu Renfei swallowed his saliva, jumped up suddenly, and righteously pointed at Bi Xiaoyuan, "I report, Bi Xiaoyuan is hiding private money and receiving gifts from little girls!"
Bi Xiaoyuan: Nani?! 0ДQ