Chapter 256: Ha! You’re name is Sharky!
"A-Are my eyes deceiving me, or did that guy just beat Angler?" One of the crowd members asked
"I saw it too!"
"Maybe all of our eyes are deceiving us!"
"That’s fucking stupid! He beat the shit out of Angler!"
"B-But that’s impossible!"
Kai looked down at the unconscious Angler. He wasn’t anything special, or maybe it was just that Kai was way too strong. Regardless, Kai enjoyed beating the shit out of Angler. Humiliating people was one of his favorite pastimes.
"Is there anyone else who wishes to face me? Though I think you’d be a fool to do so since you’re champion, the strongest among you, was easily defeated by my hands." Kai gloated.
The crowd was silent. No one wanted to face Kai for fear of being humiliated like Angler. But that wasn’t all. Kai absolutely demolished Angler as if he weren’t a threat. So if Angler couldn’t win, they couldn’t either.
Kai smiled. "No one? Heh, that’s to be expected. Now say my fucking name!"
"KAI!"
"KAI!"
"KAI!"
"KAI!"
As Kai was enjoying the people hype him up, a man suddenly walked onto the arena with a very angry expression on his face. His hand was white from the way he was gripping the trident in his hands, and his mana was surging like crazy.
Kai was impressed. He didn’t expect anyone to face him, yet this guy was coming toward him as if his pride depended on beating him. "Oh? Do we have a challenger? This is interesting. Speak your name, fish."
"You! Whatever. Do you not know who I am?" The man asked, pointing his trident toward Kai’s chest.
"Nope, but I can take a guess. I’m thinking...Salmon."
"Arrogant fool!" The man slammed his trident onto the ground, and his power nearly destroyed the arena.
"Oooo, we got a strong fish here. How about Sharky? You know, cause you’re strong, and Sharks are the strongest fish."
"My name is Megalodonian." He growled
"Pwahahahaha! I was right! Sharky! Oh god, this is great." Kai wiped a tear from his eye. "Okay, Sharky, what do you want with me? You’re clearly upset with me for some reason. Oh, is it because Angler is your brother or something? You want revenge for him?"
Megalodonian glared at Kai, then pointed his trident at Fiji.
"Hmm?" Kai turned around to face Fiji, who cheesed wryly and turned her face away in embarrassment.
"Ohhh, you want Princess Fiji, too bad. She’s mine."
"She’s my fiancée!" He slammed his trident on the ground once more.
Kai paused and stared at the fish. He turned to Fiji, who confirmed Sharky’s words with a nod.
"Pwahahaha! That makes. No wonder you’re so mad at me. Let me tell you this, bro, Fiji is amazing in bed. Milked me dry for days, and I can go on for a long time as well. She also talked about how small you are down there. That’s pretty crazy since your name had Mega in it, but your dick is small."
The whole crowd broke out into laughter, pointing fingers at Megalodonian and calling him a shrimp dick. Even Fiji and Dasani were laughing at him, which made Megalodonian more furious.
"You fucking outsider! I’ll fucking kill you!" Lightning crackled around his trident as he lunged toward Kai. He swung down, missing his target, and his weapon slammed into the ground.
Kai had moved to the side to avoid the strike, but Sharky wasn’t done. He lunged back in, throwing jabs and slashes at Kai, all of them missing. He spun his trident around, aiming at odd places such as Kai’s feet, nuts, and even knees.
But all of his attacks were easily avoided.
"Come on, man, this is too easy! Make things more difficult for me." Kai teased as he moved behind Megalodonian and slapped him on the back of the head.
"You wanna have a harder fight? Fine! Have it your way!" Megalodonian’s body started morphing. His head became more shark-like, he grew a shark tail, and his muscles expanded.
He looked like a shark walking on two legs.
Kai frowned. "Dude. That’s fucking disgusting. Change back, I want to go back to the easier time."
"How about I kill you instead!" Sharky swam as fast as a torpedo, swimming sideways as he opened his massive jaw to chomp down on Kai’s body. The moment his teeth touched Kai’s skin, they all shattered, and his jaw broke.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AY AWWWWW AY AWWWWWWW!!! (My Jaw!)"
"Holy shit! might wanna see a dentist, you have a few broken teeth. I don’t know about your jaw, though. Might wanna visit your local doctor."
"ES IS AHH OARR AULT! (This is all your fault)"
"My fault? I didn’t even do anything. You’re the one who attacked me!"
"OOO UCKED AY EEONAY! (You fucked my fiancé)"
"Okay, yeah, that was on me. But you didn’t have to attack me. Look at you now. It’s as if your face got sat on by a hippo. Here, let me fix you." Kai grabbed his jaw and tried to put it back in place, but ended up ripping it off.
"OH FUCK!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"SHIT! HOLD ON! I GOT YOU!"
"OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH! (NOO! NOOO!)"
"It’s okay! I got you!" Kai, in fact, did not have him. When he tried to put his jaw back on, he accidentally broke Sharky’s neck, killing him.
"S-Sharky? Sharky, wake up! Don’t do this! Sharky! Sharkyy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kai stood up, holding Sharky in his arms. Tears streamed down his face as he had lost his friend, his only friend. It was devastating.
"I shall never forget you." Then he destroyed his body.
"Okay, now that that’s over, is there anyone else who wants to challenge me? If not, then great! I have some girls to fuck. See ya!"
"D-Did he just kill Megalodonian?"
"I think so?"
"Why was he acting like he was sad?"
"Maybe it was an act? Like a play?"
"But Megalodonian is dead."
"Ohhh, right."
"Whatever. KAI!"
"KAI!"
"KAI!"
"KAI!"
The crowd loved the performance and continued to chant Kai’s name until Dasani announced that the tournament had concluded.