"Kakashi, you're actually nesting masks! That's too much!"
Obito stared at the new mask on Kakashi's face, utterly dumbfounded. Was this even allowed? It felt like cheating!
Kakashi retreated, touching the mask on his face, and breathed a huge sigh of relief. Thankfully, Kakashi always had a backup plan; otherwise, Obito would have truly succeeded.
That idiot, Obito the dead last, had actually improved!
Hmph! But Kakashi was still one step ahead. Obito might have thought of the third layer, but Kakashi was on the fifth!
Uchiha Obito, you can only be beneath me, Hatake Kakashi!
"Now you'll stop, won't you, Obito?"
Kakashi crossed his arms. At this distance, Obito couldn't possibly get any closer. He could finally relax a little.
Obito looked at the tattered half of the mask in his hand, which still held Kakashi's residual warmth, as if mocking him. Obito clenched his fist. He had to get some interest back today, or he'd be laughed to death tomorrow.
"Kakashi, you wear that mask all the time. Could it be that you have a birthmark on your face?"
Obito feigned a teasing tone, subtly moving closer to Kakashi. In the darkness, it was a bit unclear, but they were both ninjas, and Obito's small movements didn't escape Kakashi's notice.
Kakashi covered his mask with one hand and protected the black sack with the other, saying, "Obito, stop with your little tricks. This doesn't affect my emotions at all!"
"Kakashi, look me in the eyes!"
"Hm?"
Kakashi faltered, then quickly turned his head away, no longer looking him in the eyes. That Obito! He even used his Sharingan. Did he have to be so serious?
I just bought some books, it's a personal hobby. Do you have to pursue it so diligently?! This is too much!
I must teach Obito a lesson!
As soon as this thought arose, Kakashi acted. He tightened the sack in his left hand, tossed it into a corner, and then instantly disappeared from his spot, delivering a hand chop to the back of Obito's neck. He wanted to knock Obito out, or he wouldn't be able to sleep peacefully tonight!
*Snap!*
Obito caught Kakashi's chopping hand. A hint of scarlet in his eyes was clear in the dark night, and he grinned, "Kakashi, with my Sharingan, your Body Flicker Technique can't escape my sight. Tonight, I'll show you how powerful I, Uchiha Obito, am! Hehehe!"
"Tch, you dumb dead last! Fire Style: Great Fireball Technique!"
"Damn it! Kakashi, how dare you use ninjutsu in a room! Are you crazy?"
Obito quickly retreated and sought cover behind an object. Kakashi had gone mad, daring to unleash ninjutsu in a hotel room. How much would this cost to repair!
Obito covered his head and waited for a long time, but there was no movement. Just as he peeked out, a strong gust of wind attacked him from behind.
*Snap!*
This time, it was a crisp sound, not like the sound of palms colliding, but…
"Oof! Damn it Kakashi, you actually hit my butt!"
Obito jumped up from the ground, clutching his backside. One half of his butt burned with pain, almost numb! Kakashi was truly ruthless, really intending to knock me out!
"Uh…"
Kakashi also realized the feel of the spot he hit was wrong. Why was it so soft? Why was Obito lying on the ground, causing me to hit the wrong place.
"Kakashi, you're so cunning, pretending to use ninjutsu to scare me!"
"That's called 'all's fair in war'! We're even!"
Kakashi was talking back to Obito, but his hands didn't slow down. He had to knock Obito out! Otherwise, he wouldn't have a moment's peace tonight!
Obito dodged the attack with a鲤鱼挺身 (carp arch), rubbed his butt again, and charged at Kakashi.
*Thump thump thump!*
*Whack whack whack!*
For a moment, the room was filled with the sound of colliding bodies, and some of the furniture was scattered everywhere with a *clatter*. This made Lin Yu, sleeping in the next room, sigh: Young men are indeed energetic! It's already the middle of the night and they're still going!
Lin Yu rubbed his sleep-heavy eyes, got up, gave Obito and Kakashi a small gift, and then buried his head back under the covers to sleep. It had nothing to do with him tonight, better to sleep!
"Obito, that's enough. If you keep fighting, you'll wake everyone else up!"
Kakashi bound Obito's fists with his hands, while Obito wrapped his legs around Kakashi's two legs. Their bodies were pressed tightly together, neither giving way.
In the cramped room, Obito, with the advantage of his Sharingan, fought Kakashi to a standstill in taijutsu, neither able to overcome the other.
They fought from the ground to the balcony, from the balcony to the bed, and from the bed… cough, now they were tangled together, leaning against the bedside. Both of them seemed to have gotten angry and refused to back down an inch.
"Kakashi, let go first!"
"Obito, are you kidding me? If I let go first, wouldn't you succeed!"
"Heh, then neither of us will let go!"
Obito glared fiercely at Kakashi. His butt still hurt, and now he was sitting on the ground, that half of his butt truly stinging!
The more Obito thought about it, the angrier he became, wishing he could tear off Kakashi's damn mask with his teeth!
"Obito, don't be unreasonable. You're making me very annoyed!"
Kakashi helplessly turned his head away. He didn't want to look at Obito because when he turned his head, he could feel Obito's breath on his neck, making him itch.
"I'm being unreasonable? It's you, Kakashi, who bought a sack of comic books and won't admit it!"
"Heh, do you have any evidence? I can sue you for defamation!"
Seeing Kakashi's "you can't prove it" look, Obito's anger grew, coupled with the burning pain on his backside, his reason was drowned out…
"I… I'll bite you to death! Roar!"
With his hands and feet all bound together, Obito twisted his only mobile head and lunged to bite Kakashi!
"Hey! Hey! Obito, what are you doing?!"
"Obito! Don't come here!"
"Roar!"
Despite Kakashi's frantic attempts to dodge Obito's attacks, there were still one or two unfortunate times when Obito managed to bite him.
*Riiip~*
Another layer of Kakashi's mask was bitten through by Obito. Obito now held Kakashi's mask in his mouth, his eyes filled with excitement. At this moment, Kakashi appeared to Obito as a lamb to the slaughter, completely defenseless, allowing him to do as he pleased!
"Kakashi, be good! Let's see how many masks you have left! Roar!"
"No!!!" Kakashi was on the verge of tears, and could only cry out in despair, hoping that Teacher Lin Yu next door would hear him and come to his rescue, but then he despaired.
What did he see? Teacher Lin Yu had actually carved a soundproofing barrier on the wall of their room. Damn it! Do you think you're so great just because you're good at Uzumaki clan formations?!