Chapter 233 All Drunk

After three rounds of drinks, Lin Yu noticed that all three women were starting to sway precariously. He thought to himself: it's about time!

"I'll go settle the bill, you all better not drink anymore!"

The four women paid no attention to Lin Yu's departing figure. Kushina, swaying, lifted her wine bottle and gulped down two mouthfuls. Slurring, she said, "More, more drinks! Tsuna, you today..."

Before she could finish, Kushina slumped onto the table, unconscious. This bewildered her battle-hardened comrade, Mikoto: weren't we supposed to get Tsunade drunk together? How did Kushina pass out first! What should I do now?

Mikoto looked at Tsunade, her face flushed, swaying but having just finished a whole bottle. Mikoto knew she wasn't her match. Quickly, while she could still vaguely control herself from acting foolish, she weakly said, "I can't anymore!"

*Crack!*

Mikoto also collapsed onto the table.

"Hmph! Not a single one worthy of a fight! Who else?!"

Tsunade, her flushed cheeks turned aside, stared at the little loli Kurenai Yuhi, who was fixated on the sake. She teased, "Yo! Still one awake, what's up? Want a taste of this?"

Kurenai's ruby-like red eyes brightened. She first glanced outside to see if Lin Yu had returned, then whispered, "C-can I?!"

"Of course! With me, there aren't as many rules as with that kid Lin Yu! Drink if you want to!"

"Then, then I'll just have a small taste!"

As if encouraged and emboldened, Kurenai quickly grabbed the remaining sake on the table with her small hand, licked her small tongue, and then, imitating Tsunade, gulped down a few mouthfuls...

And then, the little loli went wild!

*Gulp, gulp...*

When Lin Yu returned after paying the bill, he was stunned. Out of the four people, only Tsunade hadn't collapsed yet, but her eyes were glazed over, looking like she could fall at any moment.

What surprised him the most was how Kurenai also looked completely out of it, lying on a cushion with a happy, silly smile on her flushed little face, murmuring something softly with an occasional alluring little hiccup.

"Tsunade! How could you let Kurenai drink!"

Tsunade provocatively cast a glance at Lin Yu with her beautiful eyes and said with slightly parted red lips, "Don't like it? Come and fight me!"

Damn it!

Lin Yu couldn't stand it. Just as he was about to step forward to teach Tsunade a profound lesson, he saw Tsunade also passed out on the table, her golden hair spread across her shoulders, utterly captivating.

Lin Yu looked at the pile of drunk beautiful girls, mature women, and lolis in the private room, speechless... Wondering if they had any extra-large sacks that could fit them all!

...

Onsen Ryokan.

"Heave-ho! Finally dragged them back, so tired!"

Lin Yu had no idea how many second glances he received on the way back, but it was definitely close to 99.99%!

Heaven knows how he managed to drag these four back!

The little loli Kurenai Yuhi hung from his neck, Tsunade, who was "very fierce," was on his back, Mikoto was cradled in his left arm, and Kushina in his right. The only thing missing was Konan to hang around his neck!

If this onsen ryokan wasn't his own, and the receptionist hadn't already known his identity, they probably would have notified the Hidden Village of Hot Springs to "eliminate the villain" in the next moment!

Along the way, four different young girls' fragrances wafted into Lin Yu's nose. The heavy softness on his back and the delicate softness in his hands – this was paradise!

It was just a shame the time was too short!

Lin Yu looked regretfully at the four beautiful women, three large and one small, lying on the large bed. His original plan wasn't like this!

"Alas! What a shame!"

He had originally planned for five of them to soak in the hot springs together, amidst the misty steam... but alas, things didn't go as planned!

Lin Yu took off his clothes, put on the bathrobe hanging on the wall, and walked into the hot spring pool. He had broken out in a sweat all the way here, not from exhaustion, but from a racing heart!

Having already tasted such pleasures, Lin Yu was no longer able to remain indifferent as he once was. He took a soak to calm himself down.

Life, indeed, is so unpredictable! What will happen in the next moment, only heaven knows...

...

Deluxe VIP Private Room. The room was connected to the hot spring pool, but separated by two soundproof doors. Kushina, who had been passed out on the bed, twitched her reddened little ears. As if hearing Lin Yu leave, she pinched her thigh hard, trying to wake herself up.

"Mikoto, Mikoto, wake up! It's time to get to business!"

Kushina climbed onto Mikoto and shook her vigorously by her chest!

"Hiss! Kushina, let go!"

Mikoto, who was already forcefully controlling her mind, almost lost it completely due to Kushina's "claws." Fortunately, since they were both women, the sensation wasn't particularly intense.

Mikoto opened her beautiful eyes, looked at the flushed Kushina, and said softly, "Do we really have to do this?"

Kushina glared at Mikoto and said, "We've come this far! Was all that drinking for nothing?"

"It's rare that we managed to get Tsunade drunk. Opportunity knocks but once, Mikoto!"

Mikoto glanced at Tsunade, who seemed to be in a daze, and nodded slightly, "Okay! Then I'll listen to you!"

"That's more like it!"

Kushina and Mikoto came to Tsunade's sides, one on each side. The little loli Kurenai Yuhi was pushed to the foot of the bed by them. Mikoto gently shook Tsunade's fair arm and said softly, "Sister Tsunade, Sister Tsunade, can you hear me?"

"Snore, snore, snore..."

The only reply was Tsunade's heavy breathing. Seeing that normal methods couldn't wake Tsunade, Kushina reached her sinful hand towards the "heavy" thing inside Tsunade's clothes.

Kushina's small hand couldn't grip it completely, so she gently cupped it.

Wow! So big!

Kushina was envious in her heart, but she still squeezed hard!

"Hmm?"

Tsunade seemed to feel a discomfort in her body and opened her hazy eyes. Seeing Mikoto and Kushina, her eyes were again filled with drunkenness, "Drink! We won't stop until we're drunk!"

Still drinking at this point!

Kushina tried to ask, "Elder Tsunade... Sister Tsunade, what are your thoughts on the Third Hokage?"

Tsunade snorted and said, "That old man... stubborn, feudal-minded, his decisiveness is waning day by day, but he's not bad to his disciples!"

"What, you want to be his disciple too? Hahaha!"

Who wants to be a disciple!

Mikoto also asked softly, "Sister Tsunade, what do you think of Kushina?"

Kushina glared at Mikoto, as if saying: Why didn't you ask about her opinion of you!

Mikoto rolled her beautiful eyes: This way, we can see if she's speaking her true feelings!

As expected, Tsunade spoke without thinking, blurted out, "Kushina, she looked quite cute when she was little, but... she has a tendency towards early romance! Her temper is bad, her cooking is terrible, and she's violent, but that part is good, like me! Hahaha!"

Mikoto and the grinding-teeth Kushina exchanged a glance: She's telling the truth! We can begin!