"You!........" Immortal King Yuan Soul's eyes blazed with fury, "Never... has anyone been able to force this seat to this extent. Seventh question! Every part of a pig is a treasure, with great uses. What other use does a pig have for humans?"
Ming Zhi Tian looked up, "Insulting someone. Are you a pig?"
"Ahhh!...."
"Eighth question, what kind of books can't be bought in a bookstore?"
Ming Zhi Tian said, "A suicide note."
"Ninth question, what flower blooms in all four seasons?!"
Ming Zhi Tian easily replied, "A plastic flower."
"Tenth question, what is the first thing a person does when they wake up in the morning?"
Someone whispered in discussion, "Go to the toilet, it must be going to the toilet."
"I think so too, or maybe putting on shoes, or drinking water."
Immortal King Yuan Soul stared intently at Ming Zhi Tian, completely ignoring everyone else.
Ming Zhi Tian said, "Opening your eyes."
"This!... This works too?"
Immortal King Yuan Soul was used to it, but still refused to admit defeat, "Eleventh question, what chicken has no wings?"
Ming Zhi Tian answered, "Frog."
Someone else said, "What kind of weird questions are these? I'm going to puke!...."
"Ahhh! Impossible!"
"Twelfth question, what can you hit that requires no effort and is very comfortable?"
Ming Zhi Tian yawned, "Hitting the hay."
"Thirteenth question, what water needs to be distributed according to a plan?"
Ming Zhi Tian shrugged and said, "This is so simple? Aren't there any difficult ones? The answer is salary."
Immortal King Yuan Soul snorted, "Fine, I will make you regret this. I will give you a super, super, super, super difficult one. Why do most Buddhist followers live in the Northern Hemisphere?"
He said with pride, "You can't answer that, can you?"
Ming Zhi Tian sneered, "Because Namo Amitabha."
"What?!"
Ming Zhi Tian said, "Your questions are too mediocre. I'll ask you three questions. If you answer just one correctly, I'll consider you the winner. How about that?"
Immortal King Yuan Soul said, "What do you want?"
Ming Zhi Tian smiled slightly, "Everything you have, give it to me. Everything I have, also belongs to you."
Dare to compete in wits with King Zhi? Immortal King Yuan Soul said disdainfully, "Alright, it's a deal. Ask your questions."
Ming Zhi Tian said, "First question, why did Lao Tzu ride a green ox out of the sea pass?"
Immortal King Yuan Soul said, "Because Lao Tzu's Hong Kui is sick today!"
"Wrong!"
Immortal King Yuan Soul then said, "...The green ox needs to forage."
"Wrong!"
Immortal King Yuan Soul continued to answer, "The customs confiscated Lao Tzu's wife!"
Ming Zhi Tian shook his head, "Completely wrong! You had three chances and none of them were right. The answer is, Lao Tzu was happy."
"I!....."
Ming Zhi Tian waved his hand, "Alright, next question. Where does a mosquito bite that you won't feel itchy?"
Immortal King Yuan Soul pondered, "It's definitely not that simple... Biting on a fingernail?"
Ming Zhi Tian was speechless, "Is your mosquito a drill machine? Biting fingernails? Wrong!"
Immortal King Yuan Soul wanted to answer, "Then..."
Ming Zhi Tian directly interrupted him, "The answer is! Biting someone else."
"........."
The crowd was speechless, yet it made perfect sense. Immortal King Yuan Soul felt displeased, "Didn't you still have two more chances to answer? Why reveal the answer so quickly!"
Ming Zhi Tian shrugged, showing disdain, "I want to. I'm not giving you two chances. What are you going to do? Are you afraid of losing?"
Immortal King Yuan Soul angrily pointed at him, "Bring it on!"
This shocked everyone! They thought he was going to renege and instantly kill everyone present. Even Ming Zhi Tian broke into a cold sweat.
Ming Zhi Tian said, "Last question. A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, a horse with black and white stripes is called a zebra. So, what do you call a horse with black, white, and red stripes?"
Immortal King Yuan Soul said, "This... white horse... black horse... zebra..."
Ming Zhi Tian didn't want to give him a chance, "I'm counting down, answer quickly, three, two, one!"
Immortal King Yuan Soul quickly replied, "Wait, the answer is a mixed-breed, sweat-and-blood horse!"
Ming Zhi Tian raised an index finger and shook it left and right, "Wrong! The answer is a shy zebra!"
"Ahhh, impossible!....."